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About This Property

Fall has arrived in the San Juan Mountains, and this exceptional mountain retreat has just had a price reduction! Perched on just over 2.5 acres overlooking the sparkling waters of Vallecito Lake and the majestic San Juan Mountains, this Colorado mountain retreat offers breathtaking views, timeless craftsmanship, and the perfect setting to enjoy the beauty of every season. Originally constructed by a prominent Vallecito builder as his personal residence, the home showcases superior quality, thoughtful design, and meticulous attention to detail throughout. Lovingly maintained and tastefully updated, this property is truly one of a kind.

The spacious open-concept floor plan was designed to capture the incredible mountain and lake views. The great room, dining area, and kitchen flow seamlessly together, creating the perfect space for entertaining or relaxing in the peaceful mountain setting. Adding to the home’s mountain character, a stunning custom-painted aspen tree painting mounted to the ceiling creates a truly unique focal point and brings the beauty of the outdoors inside. Rich finishes include hickory cabinetry, granite countertops, and a custom backsplash inspired by the surrounding mountain ranges visible from the expansive deck.

This custom home features 3 bedrooms plus an office, 3 bathrooms, and an oversized attached 2-car garage. Comfort and convenience abound with in-floor hydronic heat, surround sound, central vacuum, and low-maintenance exterior design. Step outside to enjoy the built-in gas deck heaters and hot tub while taking in unforgettable Colorado sunsets. The beautifully maintained grounds have been fire mitigated, providing both enhanced safety and improved forest health while preserving the property's natural beauty.

Mature aspens and pine trees frame the home perfectly, and the established raised garden bed and orchard with apple and peach trees adds charm, character, and seasonal enjoyment to the landscape. For those needing additional space, the impressive 36x40 heated and insulated shop offers incredible versatility with two 10x10 doors and one 12x14 door ideal for RV storage, boats, vehicles, or workshop use. The property also includes full RV hookups with water, sewer, and electricity. Whether you are searching for a full-time residence or a luxury mountain getaway, 250 Ho Hum Drive delivers spectacular scenery, exceptional quality, and the Colorado lifestyle you have been dreaming of.

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Listing information last updated November 4, 2026 at 12:38 AM.